The Awful Chinese Writing System
By Geoffrey Pullum. Is the Chinese writing system a sufficient reason on its own to guarantee that Mandarin will not become a global language like English? That’s what someone asked me after I discussed the prima facie unsuitability of English to serve as a world communication medium. More...
Grown-Ups Deserve Better
By Geoffrey Pullum. Square Peg, part of the Random House group, is a publisher located at 20 Vauxhall Bridge Road, London. Kyle Books is another publisher, headquartered at 192-198 Vauxhall Bridge Road, London. The two sets of staff could walk along Vauxhall Bridge Road to have lunch together and discuss upcoming titles. More...
Write if You Get Work
By Ben Yagoda. Comedy, in addition to being hard, ages faster than unpasteurized milk. No one is a greater admirer of the best comic writers and performers of the past than I, yet I experience their work only with admiration, almost never with actual laughter. More...
Oh, Commas
By Ben Yagoda. As the self-appointed watcher of commas, known to some (OK, known to myself) as The Comma Maven, I naturally was concerned when I saw the provisional title of my friend Craig Pittman’s forthcoming book about the weirdness of Florida. More...
Them, Themself, and They
By Ben Yagoda. The Lingua Franca bloggers Allen Metcalf and Anne Curzan have written about the American Dialect Society’s laudable selection of singular they as Word of the Year. More...
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!
By Ben Yagoda. I’ve been in Australia for two weeks now, and all I can say is the people here must be extremely busy. Why else would they feel obliged to abbreviate so incredibly many words? I started to write down examples shortly after I arrived, and already my notebook is almost full. More...
‘Hey’ Now
By Ben Yagoda. Hey, if you don’t mind, listen to the first 20 seconds or so of this conversation between National Public Radio’s Ari Shapiro and Gene Demby. More...
Editor Needed
By Anne Curzan. In a junior-high-school grammar lesson about misplaced and dangling modifiers, I was given this memorable sentence to correct: “Clinging to the side of the aquarium, Mary saw the starfish.” Poor Mary. It is exhausting to be asked to hang onto an aquarium wall that way. More...
Word(s) of the Year 2015
By Anne Curzan. Sometimes a bun is just a bun, and sometimes an eggplant is more than an eggplant. It’s that time of year again! This weekend I was in Washington, D.C., where I was attending the annual meeting of the American Dialect Society. More...