Academic escape fantasies (Advocate 24 02)

I must confess I’ve only got as far as generating a series of provocative book titles like Unsatisfactory peer review and n=1 is the loneliest number, but my campus romance novel writer fantasy has certainly kept me amused during boring committee meetings. In a small corner of my soul I imagine these books, should I ever get around to writing them, would help me transition into an academic afterlife as a best-selling romance writer. To be honest, this seems like a natural next step after being a celebrity blogger. More...