Breaking: Bill Gates Wants to Enslave Us to the Matrix

By John Warner. I’ve long suspected this is the case, but now we have proof. Bill Gates is using his billions to give rise to The Matrix. As viewers of the movie know, in the world of the Matrix, most human beings exist as a kind of biological battery, trapped in sacks of goo, fueling the sentient computers. Only a handful have escaped and are able to plug into and manipulate the life simulation that the Matrix pumps into our goo-sacked heads. Read more...